For your whole life your tongue has delighted in the salty satisfaction of cheese. But Mom says it's your lungs' turn with the wheystation. That's why Impotent Products is proud to introduce our line of Chee-Z Vape pens. No hassle; no fuss. Just take a nice, deep breath and let your lungs fill with thick clouds of aged cheddar. Welcome to the future—it smells like foot.
Purchase Chee-Z Vape in the section of the weed store where the budtender has displayed their dated collection of cardboard pogs.