Mattrescide | Queen Bed Disposal/Deposal
It's time to step away from the guillotine and give Mattrescide a call.
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- Oct 27
Inchiladas
Perhaps it's time to talk to your proctologist about INCHILADAS. The food designed to be eaten in two bites or less.
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- Oct 19
Marmas | Boo Raspberry
Look for Boo Raspberry Marmas in the section of the weed store where the budtender has been screaming and crying blood since the start of th
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- Jun 8
The Tuning Forklift
Impotent Products So you're seventeen minutes into what's supposed to be Band Aid 38 (the supergroup of famous musicians making an album...
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- Jun 3
Fry-Burst | Chicken Cordon Bleu Raspberry
Impotent Products You know when things get put inside other things, and then you roll that up and put it in another thing? And then you...
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- Sep 13, 2021
Yogurt Lidz
Simply throw the empty, yogurt-less plastic cup somewhere in nature or in any garbage can that's right next to a recycle bin.
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- Aug 29, 2021
High-Wurst
High-Wurst are gummy dummy thicc frankfurters that will fill your entire mouth with smokey, Capri Sun-like flavor.
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- May 13, 2021
THCRABBLE: Mike Tython Edithion
Enjoy spelling your favorite words without the difficult-to-pronounce no-no letter, replacing it with good ol' "TH"; mother nature's "S".
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- Apr 25, 2021
Hive-Burst | Bee-Infused Candy
I wasn't aware that BEES FIXED THE FLINT, MICHIGAN WATER CRISIS. Oh, wait, they didn't! Piss off, Jerry.
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- Apr 18, 2021
S Cargo | French Bistro Mollusc Delivery Service
Impotent Products Impotent Products is expanding into the food delivery market! Through online polling, questionnaires, and blurting out...
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- Feb 19, 2021
The Adventures of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy
Buy your own "Action Figures" at a weed shop near you and recreate all of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy's high-larious adventures.
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- Feb 19, 2021
fitbitch | Fitness Devolved
Seamless smart-phone pairing lets you be disappointed by your dog anywhere. The option to relay voice messages of your shame.
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- Feb 7, 2021
Mari's Confinemints
The grape flavor is TO DIE FOR. Billy Fishskin was transformed into a gelatinous, bloody pool AND STILL WENT BACK FOR SECONDS.
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- Feb 6, 2021
Kàkaw | Crow Shrieks in a Box
Kàkaw is sold in the section of the weed store where a generous-but-misguided budtender is rolling joints with lotto tickets.
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