Hot Sockets
Upon first bite the Hot Socket burns my mouth in 2 ways. 1st the marinara instantly perforates the roof of my mouth with second-degree burns
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- Jun 2
Chewee's Caramels OOPS! All Salt
We made Gerald try out one of these heavily-salted caramels. After eating one, Gerald was speechless.
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- Jun 1
Dong Smasher 2K23
In a land ruled by dongs, only one dongless individual can stand up and say, "No dongs for me, please."
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- Apr 24
Chodelula Hot Sauce
What if hot sauce could stretch out your insides without wrecking you deep, deep in your intestines?
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- Apr 11
Pre-Kissed Grits
Y'all ever get tired of folks hollering at you, "Kiss my grits"? Just whip out a box of Albers Pre-Kissed Grits and tell them "No thanks."
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- Mar 22
Mussolini Cuisini | Frozen Entrée Ration
The only frozen dinner for one that's actually meant to be split between the whole family. In fact, that's our slogan.
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- Mar 15
Nerds Candy Cummy Clusters
Feel the eruption of flavor as you bite through the crunchy candy exterior and sink your teeth into the spunky, adhesive-like interior.
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- Feb 28
()hole Milk
The only difference is that you can visibly & physically verify our non-mystery liquid via the revolutionary hole in the side of the bottle.
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- Feb 23
Glube | For Couples Trying to Conceive
Men get bored after a while and tend to wander off post-nut. That's where Glube cums in.
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- Jan 28
CREEPER VANS | Off the Ankle Monitor
How does one send out the signal, "I'm interested in abducting you off the street in open daylight"?
With CREEPER VANS, of course!
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- Jan 26
What to Expect When You're Expecto Patronum-ing
You brought this creature into the world; you raise it.
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- Jan 25
Shart Through the Heart | Novel, Thriller
Impotent Products | Henry swore up-and-down that farts could sound like wet bubbling, slopping against polyester.
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- Dec 22, 2022
PENultimate 2.0
PENultimate 2.0 — It's not the ballpoint pen you're looking for, but it's the one you happen to find first or, rather, find second-to-last.
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- Nov 1, 2022
Mattrescide | Queen Bed Disposal/Deposal
It's time to step away from the guillotine and give Mattrescide a call.
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