July | Grab Yourself a Fifth

Putin's Eggo Waffles | L'Eggo его Eggo

The KaYak | Smelly, Non-Reusable & Biodegradable

PEZhaluysta (Made in Russia)

Bred Bull Bread-Bowl-in-a-Can!

Èomer's Glue

Mad Max: Fury Roll

The Last Flush

Pliable Teaser: Coronavirus Edition

Serfs-to-Air Missiles

Boba Fettuccini's Sarlacc Pit Linguine

The Last Air Blender

Pabst Brown Ribbon Beer

Coo-ers Draft Beer (1.2% ABV)

Hydra Flask

The Virgin Chad: How Abstinence Makes You the Coolest Cat on the Block

Attire

Anti-Grind Gear Goop