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Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.

The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.

Skin chips are hand peeled & fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings

Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL

Relief instantly washes over you, as Nunyun holes are large and famously not tight. Sticking one's finger in a Nunyun gives no satisfaction.

The animals' bodies begin to grow. A little. They grow, like, almost a foot bigger. It's super intense.

Imagine adding ice cubes to trail mix.

Baldur's Gait is finally here for an Xbox360. Come see and watch all the horses walking that you could for ever ask.

It feels like I swallowed a live hedgehog. It's like my esophagus is a window curtain, and that blue candy I swallowed was Garfield.

Once your unwanted progeny has entered the chamber (in the hopes of getting his freak on), shut the door behind him and release the flames!

The health inspection was not great success. But the soup was to die. And die they did do. High five!

Upon first bite the Hot Socket burns my mouth in 2 ways. 1st the marinara instantly perforates the roof of my mouth with second-degree burns

We made Gerald try out one of these heavily-salted caramels. After eating one, Gerald was speechless.

In a land ruled by dongs, only one dongless individual can stand up and say, "No dongs for me, please."

This is a bottom shelf wine for a bottom shelf kind of night.

What if hot sauce could stretch out your insides without wrecking you deep, deep in your intestines?

Y'all ever get tired of folks hollering at you, "Kiss my grits"? Just whip out a box of Albers Pre-Kissed Grits and tell them "No thanks."