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Nerds Candy Cummy Clusters
Feel the eruption of flavor as you bite through the crunchy candy exterior and sink your teeth into the spunky, adhesive-like interior.
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()hole Milk
The only difference is that you can visibly & physically verify our non-mystery liquid via the revolutionary hole in the side of the bottle.
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Glube | For Couples Trying to Conceive
Men get bored after a while and tend to wander off post-nut. That's where Glube cums in.
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CREEPER VANS | Off the Ankle Monitor
How does one send out the signal, "I'm interested in abducting you off the street in open daylight"?
With CREEPER VANS, of course!
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- Jan 26
What to Expect When You're Expecto Patronum-ing
You brought this creature into the world; you raise it.
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Shart Through the Heart | Novel, Thriller
Impotent Products | Henry swore up-and-down that farts could sound like wet bubbling, slopping against polyester.
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- Dec 22, 2022
PENultimate 2.0
PENultimate 2.0 — It's not the ballpoint pen you're looking for, but it's the one you happen to find first or, rather, find second-to-last.
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Mattrescide | Queen Bed Disposal/Deposal
It's time to step away from the guillotine and give Mattrescide a call.
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Inchiladas
Perhaps it's time to talk to your proctologist about INCHILADAS. The food designed to be eaten in two bites or less.
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- Oct 19, 2022
Marmas | Boo Raspberry
Look for Boo Raspberry Marmas in the section of the weed store where the budtender has been screaming and crying blood since the start of th
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- Jun 8, 2022
The Tuning Forklift
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- Jun 3, 2022
Fry-Burst | Chicken Cordon Bleu Raspberry
Impotent Products You know when things get put inside other things, and then you roll that up and put it in another thing? And then you...
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- Sep 13, 2021
Yogurt Lidz
Simply throw the empty, yogurt-less plastic cup somewhere in nature or in any garbage can that's right next to a recycle bin.
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