Sep 13, 2021Yogurt LidzSimply throw the empty, yogurt-less plastic cup somewhere in nature or in any garbage can that's right next to a recycle bin.
Aug 29, 2021High-WurstHigh-Wurst are gummy dummy thicc frankfurters that will fill your entire mouth with smokey, Capri Sun-like flavor.
Aug 9, 2021Tat SkinsEach bag of Tat Skins contains your daily recommended intake of lower back butterfly tattoos.
May 13, 2021THCRABBLE: Mike Tython EdithionEnjoy spelling your favorite words without the difficult-to-pronounce no-no letter, replacing it with good ol' "TH"; mother nature's "S".
Apr 25, 2021Hive-Burst | Bee-Infused CandyI wasn't aware that BEES FIXED THE FLINT, MICHIGAN WATER CRISIS. Oh, wait, they didn't! Piss off, Jerry.
Apr 18, 2021S Cargo | French Bistro Mollusc Delivery ServiceImpotent Products Impotent Products is expanding into the food delivery market! Through online polling, questionnaires, and blurting out...
Feb 19, 2021The Adventures of Marma Man and Brownicle BoyBuy your own "Action Figures" at a weed shop near you and recreate all of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy's high-larious adventures.
Feb 19, 2021fitbitch | Fitness DevolvedSeamless smart-phone pairing lets you be disappointed by your dog anywhere. The option to relay voice messages of your shame.
Feb 7, 2021Mari's ConfinemintsThe grape flavor is TO DIE FOR. Billy Fishskin was transformed into a gelatinous, bloody pool AND STILL WENT BACK FOR SECONDS.
Feb 6, 2021Kàkaw | Crow Shrieks in a BoxKàkaw is sold in the section of the weed store where a generous-but-misguided budtender is rolling joints with lotto tickets.
Jan 10, 2021MarmanarasAs basil hits your tongue, your Sicilian crone-of-a-mother-in-law nods her head in approval of you—for once. Savor it, mi amore.
Dec 27, 2020TrainimorphsIt's up to one man who can shape-shift into a train to speed around the world and collect the world's last humans with fair derrieres.
Dec 22, 2020Chee-Z VapeJust take a nice, deep breath and let your lungs fill with thick clouds of aged cheddar. Welcome to the future—it smells like foot.
Nov 21, 2020Mari's Minced MintsAt Impotent Products, we don't deal in petty things like overly complicated packaging, egregious price-hiking, or costly quality assurance.