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    Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel
    • Mar 2, 2021
    • 3 min

    Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

    Was it a metaphor for our relationship? I don't know; I am way too drunk to psychoanalyze what she meant by "emotionally distant."
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    A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building
    • Apr 12, 2020
    • 3 min

    A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

    it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.
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    A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls
    • Feb 28, 2020
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls

    I was so happy to find some stairs that I didn't bother seeing the falls—I'd already fallen head-over-heels in love.
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    A Quick Stare: My Viola Floral Studio
    • Jan 11, 2020
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: My Viola Floral Studio

    They said I could be anything I set my mind to and work hard toward. So I became a stairwell aficionado.
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    Great Falls Public Library, Great Falls, MT
    • Jan 1, 2020
    • 1 min

    Great Falls Public Library, Great Falls, MT

    Library policy is If it's returned via the hole, you pay zero toll. The other policy being What happens in the romance section stays there.
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    A Quick Stare: The Park Side Cafe--Emergency Stairwell
    • Nov 22, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: The Park Side Cafe--Emergency Stairwell

    I performed the ancient vegan trick of regurgitating partially digested food to travel backwards in time.
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    GRuB, Olympia
    • Nov 12, 2019
    • 2 min

    GRuB, Olympia

    The teacher encouraged us to start cutting up vegetables and letting them fall right into the water around the brazenly naked man before us.
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    A Quick Stare: East Bay Drive, Olympia
    • Oct 15, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: East Bay Drive, Olympia

    I had to bribe the Oly Projects twitter account with a promise to open all of their sealed pickle jars, but they gave me the answer I sought
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    A Quick Stare: State of the Arts Gallery and Gifts, Olympia
    • Oct 7, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: State of the Arts Gallery and Gifts, Olympia

    These stairs get 3 art pieces that just really speak to me out of 5.
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    A Quick Stare: Timberland Regional Library, Hoquiam
    • Oct 2, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: Timberland Regional Library, Hoquiam

    The bathroom was exceptionally clean. --was-- ------!WAS!------
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    A Quick Stare: Department of Labor and Industries
    • Sep 29, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: Department of Labor and Industries

    I'd been exploring the Dept. of Labor and Industries, turned a corner, and saw this absolute unit wriggle before my eyes.
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    A Quick Stare: Olympic Visions mural, Port Angeles
    • Sep 9, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: Olympic Visions mural, Port Angeles

    When Guy Fieri or Smash Mouth vocalist Steve Harwell roll into town with their frosted tips, things get slippery--like in a bad way; you do
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    A Quick Stare: Old Town Center, Tumwater
    • Aug 10, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: Old Town Center, Tumwater

    The rails are excellent for sliding down on one's butt--a butt draped in pants, of course.
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    A Quick Stare: The Park Side Cafe, Olympia
    • Aug 1, 2019
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: The Park Side Cafe, Olympia

    Stairwell Aficionado The hardwood stairs are sick! The twisty spindles are sick! Creepily watching others from the rooftop dining area is...
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    Quick Stare: Portland Greens PDX--Portland, OR
    • Jul 15, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Portland Greens PDX--Portland, OR

    The decor is so lifelike. After I got a 7 stroke on hole 4, some animatronic pirates started yo-ho-ing and smacked me with a plaster rapier.
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    Quick Stare: Eastside Urban Farm and Garden Center
    • Jun 10, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Eastside Urban Farm and Garden Center

    They didn't sell any of those giant piranha plants emerging from and receding into giant green pipes that I could warp around in.
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    Quick Stare: The Evergreen State College, LAB II
    • Jun 6, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: The Evergreen State College, LAB II

    I thought me and the stairwells were cool; I thought the stairwells were going to let me use Their Word which had historically been used aga
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    Quick Stare: The Evergreen State College Library Building, 3-Floor Above Vending Machines
    • Jun 1, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: The Evergreen State College Library Building, 3-Floor Above Vending Machines

    Around and around and around the vending options go. Where they stop, only RAD mechanic Steve knows.
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    Quick Stare: Soap Co. Coffee House, Jacksonville, IL
    • May 21, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Soap Co. Coffee House, Jacksonville, IL

    Stairwell Aficionado I asked for a Cafe Au Lait, and the barista lowered her head and bull-charged me through the wall and into Our Town...
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    Quick Stare: Lewis and Clark Interpretive Center, Ilwaco
    • Apr 23, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Lewis and Clark Interpretive Center, Ilwaco

    Stairwell Aficionado These stairs worked my core of discovery. This stairwell gets 2 Meriwether Lewis auto-erotic asphyxiation death...
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    Quick Stare: The Evergreen State College, CAB North East Stairwell
    • Apr 3, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: The Evergreen State College, CAB North East Stairwell

    Stairwell Aficionado One time, before I realized my calling as a stairwell aficionado, I tripped and fell while attempting to walk up the...
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    Quick Stare: Church of God, Montesano
    • Mar 27, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Church of God, Montesano

    Stairwell Aficionado I opened the little door below the stairs, and a short human child pushed me over and tore off one of my shoes and a...
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    The Evergreen State College, Between the Pool and CAB
    • Mar 15, 2019
    • 2 min

    The Evergreen State College, Between the Pool and CAB

    Stairwell Aficionado This will be my first Evergreen stairwell post since I stopped working in the bagel department. I thought I'd move...
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    Grays Harbor Public Viewpoint Tower, Hoquiam
    • Mar 9, 2019
    • 2 min

    Grays Harbor Public Viewpoint Tower, Hoquiam

    Stairwell Aficionado Oh boy, I haven't written a full-length stairwell review in a long time. This one deserves it, though, as it's...
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    Quick Stare: Tinderbox Coffee Roasters, Aberdeen
    • Feb 21, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Tinderbox Coffee Roasters, Aberdeen

    Stairwell Aficionado The barista laughed at my joke. He has to marry me now. Dems da rules. Picking out my dress as we speak. This dark,...
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    Quick Stare: Harbor Place  Aberdeen
    • Feb 14, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Harbor Place Aberdeen

    Stairwell Aficionado This stairwell separates the diamond sellers from the Russian lawyers. The carpet pattern induced-vertigo separated...
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    Quick Stare: Rusted Thing Next to Grow Op, S Adams St, Hoquiam
    • Feb 11, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Rusted Thing Next to Grow Op, S Adams St, Hoquiam

    Stairwell Aficionado With my amount of knowledge of this area, I'd say that those tubes fire missiles loaded with drugs to Mexico where...
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    Quick Stare: Port of Grays Harbor, Hoquiam
    • Feb 7, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Port of Grays Harbor, Hoquiam

    Stairwell Aficionado There're, like, at least 7 stairwells here. Although I'm preeetty sure these giant cylinders contain David...
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    Quick Stare: Hoquiam River Bridge--no the other one
    • Feb 7, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Hoquiam River Bridge--no the other one

    Stairwell Aficionado This almighty stairwell leads to heaven. The bouncer at the bottom keeps asking to see my nips, yet never lets me...
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    Quick Stare: Furniture World, Aberdeen
    • Feb 4, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Furniture World, Aberdeen

    Stairwell Aficionado Every level was a differently styled staircase within this mega stairwell. I bought nothing and feel no guilt. It...
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    Quick Review: Hoquiam River Bridge
    • Feb 2, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Review: Hoquiam River Bridge

    Stairwell Aficionado When cars drive over this bridge it sounds like Jay Jay the Jet Plane flying back into my life after he left to buy...
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    Quick Stare: Grays Harbor WorkSource, The Elliot Building, Aberdeen
    • Jan 29, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Grays Harbor WorkSource, The Elliot Building, Aberdeen

    Stairwell Aficionado I came with the mission of finding the source of all work. I left with the aroma of a urinal cake lingering in my...
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    Quick Stare: End of Cooper Point Rd, Olympia
    • Jan 24, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: End of Cooper Point Rd, Olympia

    Stairwell Aficionado I don't know WHY I couldn't take a non-blurry picture of this amazing stairwell that features tile steps. TILE...
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    Quick Stare: Super Gay Water Tower--Tumwater, WA
    • Jan 21, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Super Gay Water Tower--Tumwater, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado It's super gay and virile. 4 Scarlett Johanssons playing gay women out of 5. #AustinTexas #AustinStairwell
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    Quick Stare: Kaiser Permanente--Olympia--South Wall
    • Jan 19, 2019
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Kaiser Permanente--Olympia--South Wall

    Stairwell Aficionado This is where I'm shooting my new sitcom "Brick & Mortary." 2 oooooo weeeeee's out of 5. #ThurstonCountyStairs
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    Anthony's restaurant, I think? Somewhere near there  Olympia, WA
    • Jan 16, 2019
    • 1 min

    Anthony's restaurant, I think? Somewhere near there Olympia, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado Yeah, these stairs get the job done. It ain't much but it's an honest 1 out of 5 dying memes. #Memeonlastleg...
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    Quick Stare: Someone's Property   Montesano, WA
    • Dec 31, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Someone's Property Montesano, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado These stairs rule. 4 unexpected but unsatisfying M. Night Shyamalan twists out of 5. #MontesanoWA...
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    Olympia State Gov. Office Building 2
    • Nov 1, 2018
    • 4 min

    Olympia State Gov. Office Building 2

    Stairwell Aficionado Happy Halloween! Oh boy has it been a while since I wrote a full-length stairwell review. I celebrated Stairwell...
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    Quick Review: Thriftway Backroom  Montesano, WA
    • Oct 23, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Review: Thriftway Backroom Montesano, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado Right after I took this picture the pallet jack came alive, chased me down, and hoisted me up by my underwear,...
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    Quick Stare: Hoquiam City Hall  Hoquiam, WA
    • Oct 19, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Hoquiam City Hall Hoquiam, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado These aren't the Golden arches I was promised, Mom, but I looted the employee fridge and made my own Kid's Meal. 4...
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    Quick Stare: Nelson Field  Montesano, WA
    • Oct 3, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Nelson Field  Montesano, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado Is there a wood splinter-caused infection equivalent of tetanus? Cause I'm gonna need its vaccination before I climb...
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    Quick Stare: Tacoma Convention Center--Tacoma, WA
    • Oct 2, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Tacoma Convention Center--Tacoma, WA

    Stairwell Aficionado This stairwell cured my erectile dysfunction. 5 doctors asked if Cialis is right for you out of 5. #TacomaWA...
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    Quick Stare: Grays Harbor County Public Health & Social Services, Aberdeen
    • Sep 8, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Grays Harbor County Public Health & Social Services, Aberdeen

    Stairwell Aficionado I slid down the banister and fell head first into the recycling bin, becoming entombed in a sea of shredded...
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    Quick Stare: Tacoma Art Museum
    • Sep 7, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Tacoma Art Museum

    Stairwell Aficionado This isn't actually a stairwell you can walk on. This is a picture of a Wile E. Coyote-esque painting on a wall....
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    Quick Stare: Econo Lodge I-205 Portland, OR
    • Sep 7, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Econo Lodge I-205 Portland, OR

    Stairwell Aficionado The bottom of this stairwell was completely taken over by flies. In unison they attacked pressure points on my body,...
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    Quick Stare: Another Read Through  Portland, OR
    • Sep 7, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Another Read Through  Portland, OR

    Stairwell Aficionado This staircase led to a magical loft where the internet has no power and books rule the land. At least that's what I...
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    Quick Stare: Someone's House in Sweden
    • Aug 30, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Someone's House in Sweden

    Stairwell Aficionado Knowing IKEA, this stairwell is unusable and for looks only and will surely fall apart upon first step. 5...
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    Mima Mounds Observatory, Little Rock
    • Jul 27, 2018
    • 3 min

    Mima Mounds Observatory, Little Rock

    Stairwell Aficionado I have Carly Ray Jepson's "Call Me Maybe" running through my head on repeat. And I only know the chorus, so it's...
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    Quick Stare: Cosmopolis Treaty Grounds Facility
    • Jun 27, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Cosmopolis Treaty Grounds Facility

    Stairwell Aficionado The gate kept me out, but the likelihood of tetanus kept me out more. 3 anti-vaxers out of 5 would like to speak to...
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    Quick Stare: Aberdeen City Hall
    • Jun 24, 2018
    • 1 min

    Quick Stare: Aberdeen City Hall

    Stairwell Aficionado Business business business business. Move aside, there's businessing to business. I give it 2 "Hey! what are you...
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