Was it a metaphor for our relationship? I don't know; I am way too drunk to psychoanalyze what she meant by "emotionally distant."

it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.

I was so happy to find some stairs that I didn't bother seeing the falls—I'd already fallen head-over-heels in love.

They said I could be anything I set my mind to and work hard toward. So I became a stairwell aficionado.

Library policy is If it's returned via the hole, you pay zero toll. The other policy being What happens in the romance section stays there.

I performed the ancient vegan trick of regurgitating partially digested food to travel backwards in time.

The teacher encouraged us to start cutting up vegetables and letting them fall right into the water around the brazenly naked man before us.

I had to bribe the Oly Projects twitter account with a promise to open all of their sealed pickle jars, but they gave me the answer I sought

These stairs get 3 art pieces that just really speak to me out of 5.

The bathroom was exceptionally clean. --was-- ------!WAS!------