top of page
On kindle and paperback
MEGA Hat |ON SALE NOW|
I don't have much to say about this.
Jul 13, 20241 min read
America Has Developed the World's First Non-Sexual Food
Food scientists at Standford & Sons University have bio-engineered the very first food that is not sexual in any way, shape, or form.
Mar 17, 20242 min read
Embarrassed Coworker Caught on Fly Trap Chooses Death Over Asking for Help
"Believe it or not, while hanging from this adhesive tape covered in dead flies, I've found God. And She has a proboscis."
Feb 4, 20241 min read
Vics Now Offering Pizza By-the-Handful
Customers ordering by-the-handful may not have their pizza reheated, for reasons Vics' lawyers claim are 'paramount in avoiding a law suit.'
May 8, 20232 min read
Oct 25, 20243 min read
Mar 1, 20213 min read
Apr 12, 20203 min read
Feb 28, 20201 min read
Kingdong Hards for PlayStation 2
Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.
Apr 27, 20242 min read
Stuart Belittle
The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.
Mar 24, 20242 min read
Flay's Hand Peeled Skin Chips
Skin chips are hand peeled & fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings
Mar 21, 20242 min read
Falanel | Flannel-Coated Falafel
Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL
Mar 20, 20242 min read
Apr 3, 20241 min read
Mar 24, 20241 min read
Mar 3, 20241 min read
Nov 7, 20221 min read
Mar 21, 20201 min read
Feb 29, 20201 min read
Feb 28, 20201 min read
Feb 5, 20201 min read
Cunnilanguish | Medical Diagnosis
Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay
Mar 5, 20241 min read
Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'
Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...
Aug 12, 20192 min read
Diagnosis: Kocher
"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."
Jul 30, 20191 min read
Diagnosis: Hellacopter
"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."
Jul 28, 20191 min read
bottom of page