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    Report: Funnel Jamming Drawer Yet Again
    • Oct 6, 2021
    • 2 min

    Report: Funnel Jamming Drawer Yet Again

    The Impotent Satyr Jeez loo-eez. Can I catch a break while reaching for a slotted spoon? I'm just trying to stir the macaroni noodles I...
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    Meconi's to Alter Name to McConi's, Serve Irish Take on Subs
    • Aug 15, 2021
    • 1 min

    Meconi's to Alter Name to McConi's, Serve Irish Take on Subs

    The Impotent Satyr Thurston County's darling Italian sub sandwich shop announced, via a message burned onto thirty-seven hoagie roll...
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    A Comprehensive List of Animals (I Regularly Punch in the Face)
    • Feb 13, 2021
    • 1 min

    A Comprehensive List of Animals (I Regularly Punch in the Face)

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    Exposing Olympia's Beyblade Underworld
    • Feb 9, 2021
    • 1 min

    Exposing Olympia's Beyblade Underworld

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    Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel
    • Mar 2, 2021
    • 3 min

    Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

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    A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building
    • Apr 12, 2020
    • 3 min

    A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

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    A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls
    • Feb 28, 2020
    • 1 min

    A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls

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    A Quick Stare: My Viola Floral Studio
    • Jan 11, 2020
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    A Quick Stare: My Viola Floral Studio

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    Impotent Products

    Yogurt Lidz
    • Sep 13, 2021
    • 2 min

    Yogurt Lidz

    Simply throw the empty, yogurt-less plastic cup somewhere in nature or in any garbage can that's right next to a recycle bin.
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    High-Wurst
    • Aug 29, 2021
    • 1 min

    High-Wurst

    High-Wurst are gummy dummy thicc frankfurters that will fill your entire mouth with smokey, Capri Sun-like flavor.
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    Tat Skins
    • Aug 9, 2021
    • 1 min

    Tat Skins

    Each bag of Tat Skins contains your daily recommended intake of lower back butterfly tattoos.
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    THCRABBLE: Mike Tython Edithion
    • May 13, 2021
    • 1 min

    THCRABBLE: Mike Tython Edithion

    Enjoy spelling your favorite words without the difficult-to-pronounce no-no letter, replacing it with good ol' "TH"; mother nature's "S".
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    Impotent Comics

    Canceling Your TV Service
    • Aug 29, 2021
    • 1 min

    Canceling Your TV Service

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    The Expellianus Spell
    • May 9, 2021
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    The Expellianus Spell

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    You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16
    • Apr 24, 2021
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    You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16

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    Homislide (Homicide Slide)
    • Feb 26, 2021
    • 1 min

    Homislide (Homicide Slide)

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    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion—Vilena Donton's house | Stairwell Review
    • Mar 21, 2020
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    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion—Vilena Donton's house | Stairwell Review

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    Watch Dogs | Stairwell Review
    • Feb 29, 2020
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    Watch Dogs | Stairwell Review

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    Sniper Elite 4 | Stairwell Review
    • Feb 28, 2020
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    Sniper Elite 4 | Stairwell Review

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    Breath of Fire 2: SimaFort | Stairwell Review
    • Feb 5, 2020
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    Breath of Fire 2: SimaFort | Stairwell Review

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    Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'
    • Aug 12, 2019
    • 2 min

    Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'

    Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...
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    Diagnosis: Kocher
    • Jul 30, 2019
    • 1 min

    Diagnosis: Kocher

    "Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."
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    Diagnosis: Hellacopter
    • Jul 28, 2019
    • 1 min

    Diagnosis: Hellacopter

    "My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."
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    Procedure: VASEctomy
    • May 28, 2019
    • 1 min

    Procedure: VASEctomy

    Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens
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