Rip and tear, until women's rights are upheld.

His thermometer gun is drawn and aimed at the forehead of 1st string quarterback and "COVID is a hoax" enthusiast Broman Guyperson.

So I took a lady, Mary Jane, from a guy on my left, and then I poked my nose through her curls and took in a whiff. BUT I DID NOT INHALE!

"Every executive at TV Tokyo knew exactly that those moans weren't of astonishment"

Razorblades are 100% American steel. Support your country, and add a little bit (a lot) of excitement (pain) to your diet (mouth).

Share them with: Friends, Neighbors, Old Relatives With Preexisting Health Conditions

The menthol and carbonation with send you straight to the wintry planet Hoth, lost in a blizzard with no Tauntaun innards to keep you warm.

Introducing a THC gummy for those who have it all. Marmambo #5 tastes like absolutely nothing—the one thing you don't have.

Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's n...

"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."

"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."

Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens