The Impotent Satyr

The Impotent Satyr

The Impotent Satyr

Rip and tear, until women's rights are upheld.

Enjoy spelling your favorite words without the difficult-to-pronounce no-no letter, replacing it with good ol' "TH"; mother nature's "S".

I wasn't aware that BEES FIXED THE FLINT, MICHIGAN WATER CRISIS. Oh, wait, they didn't! Piss off, Jerry.

This post is sponsored by the letters "T" "H" & "C".

Kick the office paper shredder and shuck open a box of Kakauabunga!

Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...

"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."

"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."

Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens