Report: Funnel Jamming Drawer Yet Again
The Impotent Satyr Jeez loo-eez. Can I catch a break while reaching for a slotted spoon? I'm just trying to stir the macaroni noodles I...
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- Aug 15, 2021
- 1 min
Meconi's to Alter Name to McConi's, Serve Irish Take on Subs
The Impotent Satyr Thurston County's darling Italian sub sandwich shop announced, via a message burned onto thirty-seven hoagie roll...
- Feb 13, 2021
- 1 min
A Comprehensive List of Animals (I Regularly Punch in the Face)
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- Jun 8
- 2 min
The Tuning Forklift
Impotent Products So you're seventeen minutes into what's supposed to be Band Aid 38 (the supergroup of famous musicians making an album...
- Jun 3
- 1 min
Fry-Burst | Chicken Cordon Bleu Raspberry
Impotent Products You know when things get put inside other things, and then you roll that up and put it in another thing? And then you...
- Sep 13, 2021
- 2 min
Yogurt Lidz
Simply throw the empty, yogurt-less plastic cup somewhere in nature or in any garbage can that's right next to a recycle bin.
- Aug 29, 2021
- 1 min
High-Wurst
High-Wurst are gummy dummy thicc frankfurters that will fill your entire mouth with smokey, Capri Sun-like flavor.
- Aug 12, 2019
- 2 min
Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'
Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...
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- Jul 30, 2019
- 1 min
Diagnosis: Kocher
"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."
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- Jul 28, 2019
- 1 min
Diagnosis: Hellacopter
"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."
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- May 28, 2019
- 1 min
Procedure: VASEctomy
Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens
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