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The Impotent Satyr

MEGA Hat |ON SALE NOW|

I don't have much to say about this.

Jul 13, 20241 min read

America Has Developed the World's First Non-Sexual Food

Food scientists at Standford & Sons University have bio-engineered the very first food that is not sexual in any way, shape, or form.

Mar 17, 20242 min read

Embarrassed Coworker Caught on Fly Trap Chooses Death Over Asking for Help

"Believe it or not, while hanging from this adhesive tape covered in dead flies, I've found God. And She has a proboscis."

Feb 4, 20241 min read

Vics Now Offering Pizza By-the-Handful

Customers ordering by-the-handful may not have their pizza reheated, for reasons Vics' lawyers claim are 'paramount in avoiding a law suit.'

May 8, 20232 min read

Stairwell Aficionado

The Evergreen State College | SEM II Building

Oct 25, 20243 min read

Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

Mar 1, 20213 min read

A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

Apr 12, 20203 min read

A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls

Feb 28, 20201 min read

Impotent Products

Chest Mix

A bag of Chest Mix contains all the loose, slippery human organs you can wrap your lips around.

Jan 11 min read

The Anvilope

Quit losing your envelopes to carelessness, the wind, and insert third example here before shooting the commercial--buy The Anvilope today!

Sep 10, 20252 min read

Kingdong Hards for PlayStation 2

Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.

Apr 27, 20242 min read

Stuart Belittle

The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.

Mar 24, 20242 min read

Impotent Comics

Two Celebrities Who Did NOT Age Well

Apr 3, 20241 min read

Lift With Your Legs

Mar 24, 20241 min read

Life is a B

Mar 3, 20241 min read

Hunger Overruled

Nov 7, 20221 min read

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion—Vilena Donton's house | Stairwell Review

Mar 21, 20201 min read

Watch Dogs | Stairwell Review

Feb 29, 20201 min read

Sniper Elite 4 | Stairwell Review

Feb 28, 20201 min read

Breath of Fire 2: SimaFort | Stairwell Review

Feb 5, 20201 min read

Impotent M.D.

Cunnilanguish | Medical Diagnosis

Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay

Mar 5, 20241 min read

Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'

Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...

Aug 12, 20192 min read

Diagnosis: Kocher

"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."

Jul 30, 20191 min read

Diagnosis: Hellacopter

"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."

Jul 28, 20191 min read