Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado

Why watch dogs when you can watch stairwells?

Stairwells don't lick their balls.

I lick the stairwells' balls. At least, I would if I could find them.
This stairwell gets 5 unlicked-but-hunted-after balls out of 5.
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Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado
Why watch dogs when you can watch stairwells?
Stairwells don't lick their balls.
I lick the stairwells' balls. At least, I would if I could find them.
This stairwell gets 5 unlicked-but-hunted-after balls out of 5.