<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Impotent Satyr]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Impotent Satyr is an oasis for laughter-deprived humans. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/blog-1</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 03:09:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.impotentsatyr.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Chest Mix]]></title><description><![CDATA[A bag of Chest Mix contains all the loose, slippery human organs you can wrap your lips around.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/chest-mix</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6956f897b825d96637d23723</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Products]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 22:56:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_c3036eeff3d44b4c91d766fc7b58ac20~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[VCR Czar Tape004 - Banshee Chapter: Hunter S. and Me Gettin' Hunted in The Dark]]></title><description><![CDATA["Aren’t the dimensions within the human mind not an expanse equal to the multiverse?"]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/bat-country</link><guid isPermaLink="false">69065d31bb9a5281a8ab8773</guid><category><![CDATA[The VCR Czar]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2025 19:36:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_11ae14d56d414167b021fd6d22094749~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>VCR Czar</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Anvilope]]></title><description><![CDATA[Quit losing your envelopes to carelessness, the wind, and insert third example here before shooting the commercial--buy The Anvilope today!]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/the-anvilope</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68c0ee00e6f9264530e4c614</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Products]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 21:59:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_bd17b72b738942759f41bc70d4e3675d~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[VCR Czar Tape003: MST3K - Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders]]></title><description><![CDATA[I need a month to catch up. The state is on fire, as is everything. Relax and watch a great MST3K episode.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/mst3k-break</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68c0e0d87aea2ff418592b31</guid><category><![CDATA[The VCR Czar]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 03:04:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_286bf50dad284a4fac164b0f3a0012a6~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>VCR Czar</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[VCR Czar Tape002: The Gate - Satanic Rituals Aren’t A Gateway for Home Ownership]]></title><description><![CDATA[If media from the late 80s and early 90s has taught me anything, it’s to never trust the punk wearing a studded jean jacket.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/thegate</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68ad267979e174eb067fcf8a</guid><category><![CDATA[The VCR Czar]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 03:42:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_c905866c7ca54e39b9d2f2658facbd9d~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[VCR Czar Tape001: 964 Pinocchio - Dildos are People Too]]></title><description><![CDATA[The VCR Czar Imagine you've managed to upchuck your corndogs and cheese curds into the air on the Tilt-A-Whirl in such a way that it...]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/964pinocchio</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6863609ef2f431b5b266b6f5</guid><category><![CDATA[The VCR Czar]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 04:41:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_fae2374b23c14feab5ee6f058e3f14ed~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>VCR Czar</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Message from The Department Of Public Efficiency: An Introduction and Why Autism Has Freed Society from Film Reviews]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings, citizens of Olympia! I am your recently appointed VCR Czar, and it's my humble regret to inform you that your movie opinions, and consequently, movie reviews have been eliminated.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/message-from-the-department-of-public-efficiency</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68353a4f2c9701be82325f93</guid><category><![CDATA[The VCR Czar]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2025 01:06:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_39e30e5028884cd2be51b87e2363c1ff~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>VCR Czar</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Magic Wand Chooses the Wizard]]></title><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/the-magic-wand-chooses-the-wizard</link><guid isPermaLink="false">678bf83bb5dddf7cf7f7d464</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:53:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_7da3723bac5b4efab55b8b378627e921~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_600,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Evergreen State College | SEM II Building]]></title><description><![CDATA[This just happens to be my favorite place on campus to play guitar and make unsettling screeching noises.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/evergreen-sem2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">60552b9589ef7a00158089ab</guid><category><![CDATA[Stairwell Aficionado]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 26 Oct 2024 04:15:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_0d31d49a36464226820c4b0ac59e72f3~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kenny Sawggins | Everybody Cut Foot Loose]]></title><description><![CDATA["Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/kenny-sawggins-everybody-cut-foot-loose</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66934fed68b959cdb22f6099</guid><category><![CDATA[Flaccid Jazz]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jul 2024 04:25:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_7f401310700d4a5da031d8268ed35190~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[MEGA Hat |ON SALE NOW|]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don't have much to say about this. ]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/megahat</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66934cafecbf832f161c4024</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Satyr]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jul 2024 04:03:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_9167c98aa8fa41f2aab3c72930197c59~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_978,h_705,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kingdong Hards for PlayStation 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/kingdong-hards</link><guid isPermaLink="false">662d4317082f18fe62af5d9d</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Products]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2024 23:36:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_b004aebe3cdb4501973947d9b928be45~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Two Celebrities Who Did NOT Age Well]]></title><description><![CDATA[Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/ratchet</link><guid isPermaLink="false">660e147d5f042fc04da882b1</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Comics]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2024 02:54:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_04fbca5eb6bb49399542f9b8c17a1891~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_589,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stuart Belittle]]></title><description><![CDATA[The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/stuart-belittle</link><guid isPermaLink="false">660066216b7b954386b6804c</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Products]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2024 21:50:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_0ba554605d7b4510a3d4e077939555d0~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_510,h_287,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[DJ Khaled's Titillating Beats]]></title><description><![CDATA["A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/khaled</link><guid isPermaLink="false">660066c446426394a0a5be85</guid><category><![CDATA[Flaccid Jazz]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2024 17:52:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_bafc79d80bb040359936e23e74793e7c~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_601,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lift With Your Legs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Safety first! ]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/lift-with-your-legs</link><guid isPermaLink="false">660059ae881c729331cd7b86</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Comics]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2024 17:16:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_5b52edbefe5a41c59bb1f41718f66b09~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_708,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Flay's Hand Peeled Skin Chips]]></title><description><![CDATA[Skin chips are hand peeled &#38; fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/flays-chips</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65fb803c2760a481b5a8a9cc</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Products]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2024 16:38:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_68ceab02df2640aa8fc09366d910dd2b~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_600,h_338,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[GABBA]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yo Momma Momma Mia]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/gabba</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65fb5d02fa01549afa300f8a</guid><category><![CDATA[Flaccid Jazz]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 22:13:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_5866a38d5b2d4701bd740bbbc9f7c02d~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_593,h_334,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Falanel | Flannel-Coated Falafel]]></title><description><![CDATA[Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL]]></description><link>https://www.impotentsatyr.com/post/falanel</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65f9142fac81b8be17429c05</guid><category><![CDATA[Impotent Products]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 19:59:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a100bc_bc46f1101ea0470ebde4d1fe0c02bf28~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_730,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[$uiciderboy$ Hard Cider]]></title><description><![CDATA[Your liver will handle what your heart can't. 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