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Nov 8, 2022
1 min

Hunger Overruled

"The court sentences you to 200 hours of assembling pigs in a blanket."

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Nov 3, 2022
1 min

Saitama goes to a straight-edge party

Drank it in one gulp.

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Aug 4, 2022
1 min

Easy, Breezy, Face-Eaty, Beautiful

Velociraptor seeks biped who enjoys outdoors

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Jul 21, 2022
1 min

North Korean Radio: The Sequel

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Jul 6, 2022
1 min

North Korean Radio

When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.

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Aug 29, 2021
1 min

Canceling Your TV Service

Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...

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May 9, 2021
1 min

The Expellianus Spell

Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw

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Apr 24, 2021
1 min

You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16

Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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Feb 26, 2021
1 min

Homislide (Homicide Slide)

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Dec 1, 2020
1 min

Verbs

"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."

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Jun 15, 2020
1 min

Inspector Gadget but He Outlives All His Loved Ones

"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."

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May 25, 2020
1 min

Theater Smotherer

That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.

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May 18, 2020
1 min

Either You Resurrect or Find a Job

Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.

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Apr 26, 2020
1 min

Priest Cop

"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"

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Apr 12, 2020
1 min

The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

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Feb 13, 2020
1 min

David, Enough!

Is a bad comic getting the best the best the best the best of you?

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Feb 6, 2020
1 min

Smells Like MacGuffin Spirit | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 14

Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?

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Jan 28, 2020
1 min

The Law Office of Ace Bandit & Bandit

If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.

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Dec 9, 2019
1 min

I Embrace Gritty Live-Action Remakes w/ Open [Nuclear] Arms

Look at me! I'm new and beautiful! Watch me flip and twirl! My effects are gorgeous!

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Dec 1, 2019
1 min

Alight Switch

An office employee discovers a mysterious wall switch behind the water fountain. You'll never guess what happens next.

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Nov 27, 2019
1 min

Inspector Gadget but He Has No Concept of Pain

Inspector Gadget lowers his shoulder and charges at crime, but he left his nervous system behind long ago.

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Nov 27, 2019
1 min

I'd Like to Speak to a PokeManager

"And is it true that you will purchase this sticky ultra ball that I spilled lemonade on?"

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Nov 25, 2019
1 min

The Languishing I've Endured From My Cureig Has Made My Therapist Wealthy

"Alright, I'm just going to go have an awful day now, thank you."

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Nov 5, 2019
1 min

My Cureig hurts me emotionally

What was in that coffee?

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Nov 4, 2019
1 min

My Abusive Cureig

Haha thank you

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Aug 27, 2019
1 min

Mama, I'm Comin' Home | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 3 The Video Series

Episode 3 now for viewing on home video!

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Aug 22, 2019
1 min

It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Who Lost an Eye Loses Their Mind | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 2 Video

"Obviously, Crewman Randyl's luck was poor. Didn't want that luck draggin' us down anyway."

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Aug 21, 2019
1 min

Rash By Sunset | Very Bored Pirates Episode 1: The Video Series

"Everyone stopped liking lime mojito night when we ran out of limes. Now our scurvy is back."

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Jul 2, 2019
1 min

Fraise (Frasier Parody)

But, Niles, this woman would need to eat at least 17 ounces of you to get her daily value of manganese!

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Jun 24, 2019
1 min

Harry Potter: Wizards Unite (Unless My Spell Energy is Low)

A water orb Confoundable has trapped a Ministry Administrator. What would Dumblejesus do?

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Jun 14, 2019
1 min

The Hero Gotham College of Optometry Needs Right Now

By day Dan Davis is an ordinary man. But when the glasses come off, he becomes...

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Jun 8, 2019
1 min

Flirty Harry

Go ahead, make my day.

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Jun 1, 2019
1 min

Cockpit Shenanigans

Yeah, so after I got to the hospital it took six doctors to remove it.

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May 26, 2019
1 min

Kronk Pulls the Lever Again

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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May 13, 2019
1 min

Inspector Gadget but He Can't Feel Human Emotions

Inspector Gadget makes his best attempt at appealing to the heart.

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May 8, 2019
1 min

A Kid in King Solomon's Court

The Judgement of Solomon: a tale stolen by Japanese animators.

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Apr 29, 2019
1 min

I. E. Don't Know What I'm Doing

"The IED procedure was a complete success."

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Apr 24, 2019
1 min

Remorse Code

*slaps roof of stomach* This bad boy can fit so many f**king soft tacos

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Mar 31, 2019
1 min

Kronk Pulls it

Kronk pulls it, and Yzma asks why they even have it. Then the two of them sit through 3 hours of employee respectfulness VHS tapes.

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Mar 27, 2019
1 min

Downloading: Hurt

"I'd cry if my tear ducts were currently installed."

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Mar 24, 2019
1 min

Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

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Mar 8, 2019
1 min

Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

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Mar 7, 2019
1 min

Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

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Mar 6, 2019
1 min

Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

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Feb 18, 2019
1 min

Gentle Seas and Soft Balls--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 9

Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.

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Feb 4, 2019
1 min

Permission to Bored -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 8

Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.

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Jan 28, 2019
1 min

Snapped Back to Reality -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 7

The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.

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Jan 21, 2019
1 min

No Insurance for Cold Men Pt. 2 -- Very Bored Pirates Episode 6

The crew watches in horror as Captain MacGuffin plays God.

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Jan 16, 2019
1 min

No Insurance for Cold Men Pt. 1--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 6

The crew makes a Skyrim nod and learns about insurance.

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Jan 14, 2019
1 min

Longflank's Treachery--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 5

The crew is forced to learn how to love after love.

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