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Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."

"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."

That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.

Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.

"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

Is a bad comic getting the best the best the best the best of you?

Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?

If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.

Look at me! I'm new and beautiful! Watch me flip and twirl! My effects are gorgeous!

An office employee discovers a mysterious wall switch behind the water fountain. You'll never guess what happens next.

Inspector Gadget lowers his shoulder and charges at crime, but he left his nervous system behind long ago.

"And is it true that you will purchase this sticky ultra ball that I spilled lemonade on?"

"Alright, I'm just going to go have an awful day now, thank you."

What was in that coffee?

Haha thank you

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"Obviously, Crewman Randyl's luck was poor. Didn't want that luck draggin' us down anyway."

"Everyone stopped liking lime mojito night when we ran out of limes. Now our scurvy is back."

But, Niles, this woman would need to eat at least 17 ounces of you to get her daily value of manganese!

A water orb Confoundable has trapped a Ministry Administrator. What would Dumblejesus do?

By day Dan Davis is an ordinary man. But when the glasses come off, he becomes...

Go ahead, make my day.

Yeah, so after I got to the hospital it took six doctors to remove it.

Pull the lever, Kronk!

Inspector Gadget makes his best attempt at appealing to the heart.

The Judgement of Solomon: a tale stolen by Japanese animators.

"The IED procedure was a complete success."

*slaps roof of stomach* This bad boy can fit so many f**king soft tacos

Kronk pulls it, and Yzma asks why they even have it. Then the two of them sit through 3 hours of employee respectfulness VHS tapes.

"I'd cry if my tear ducts were currently installed."

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.

Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.

The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.

The crew watches in horror as Captain MacGuffin plays God.

The crew makes a Skyrim nod and learns about insurance.

The crew is forced to learn how to love after love.

The crew gets into some trouble when they take on a hitchhiker without checking their references.

Captain MacGuffin must do something drastic to raise the waning morale of his crew.

The crew engages in a family-friendly game of Russian roulette.

Lacking citrus fruits, among other things, the crew talks of unionization.

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