
- Aug 29, 2021
- 1 min
Canceling Your TV Service
Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...

- May 9, 2021
- 1 min
The Expellianus Spell
Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw

- Apr 24, 2021
- 1 min
You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16
Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.


- Dec 1, 2020
- 1 min
Verbs
"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."

- Jun 15, 2020
- 1 min
Inspector Gadget but He Outlives All His Loved Ones
"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."

- May 25, 2020
- 1 min
Theater Smotherer
That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.

- May 18, 2020
- 1 min
Either You Resurrect or Find a Job
Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.


- Apr 12, 2020
- 1 min
The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15
Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

- Feb 13, 2020
- 1 min
David, Enough!
Is a bad comic getting the best the best the best the best of you?

- Feb 6, 2020
- 1 min
Smells Like MacGuffin Spirit | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 14
Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?

- Jan 28, 2020
- 1 min
The Law Office of Ace Bandit & Bandit
If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.
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- Dec 9, 2019
- 1 min
I Embrace Gritty Live-Action Remakes w/ Open [Nuclear] Arms
Look at me! I'm new and beautiful! Watch me flip and twirl! My effects are gorgeous!

- Dec 1, 2019
- 1 min
Alight Switch
An office employee discovers a mysterious wall switch behind the water fountain. You'll never guess what happens next.

- Nov 27, 2019
- 1 min
Inspector Gadget but He Has No Concept of Pain
Inspector Gadget lowers his shoulder and charges at crime, but he left his nervous system behind long ago.

- Nov 27, 2019
- 1 min
I'd Like to Speak to a PokeManager
"And is it true that you will purchase this sticky ultra ball that I spilled lemonade on?"

- Nov 25, 2019
- 1 min
The Languishing I've Endured From My Cureig Has Made My Therapist Wealthy
"Alright, I'm just going to go have an awful day now, thank you."



- Aug 27, 2019
- 1 min
Mama, I'm Comin' Home | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 3 The Video Series
Episode 3 now for viewing on home video!

- Aug 22, 2019
- 1 min
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Who Lost an Eye Loses Their Mind | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 2 Video
"Obviously, Crewman Randyl's luck was poor. Didn't want that luck draggin' us down anyway."

- Aug 21, 2019
- 1 min
Rash By Sunset | Very Bored Pirates Episode 1: The Video Series
"Everyone stopped liking lime mojito night when we ran out of limes. Now our scurvy is back."

- Jul 2, 2019
- 1 min
Fraise (Frasier Parody)
But, Niles, this woman would need to eat at least 17 ounces of you to get her daily value of manganese!

- Jun 24, 2019
- 1 min
Harry Potter: Wizards Unite (Unless My Spell Energy is Low)
A water orb Confoundable has trapped a Ministry Administrator. What would Dumblejesus do?

- Jun 14, 2019
- 1 min
The Hero Gotham College of Optometry Needs Right Now
By day Dan Davis is an ordinary man. But when the glasses come off, he becomes...


- Jun 1, 2019
- 1 min
Cockpit Shenanigans
Yeah, so after I got to the hospital it took six doctors to remove it.


- May 13, 2019
- 1 min
Inspector Gadget but He Can't Feel Human Emotions
Inspector Gadget makes his best attempt at appealing to the heart.

- May 8, 2019
- 1 min
A Kid in King Solomon's Court
The Judgement of Solomon: a tale stolen by Japanese animators.

- Apr 29, 2019
- 1 min
I. E. Don't Know What I'm Doing
"The IED procedure was a complete success."

- Apr 24, 2019
- 1 min
Remorse Code
*slaps roof of stomach* This bad boy can fit so many f**king soft tacos

- Mar 31, 2019
- 1 min
Kronk Pulls it
Kronk pulls it, and Yzma asks why they even have it. Then the two of them sit through 3 hours of employee respectfulness VHS tapes.


- Mar 24, 2019
- 1 min
Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13
Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

- Mar 8, 2019
- 1 min
Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12
Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

- Mar 7, 2019
- 1 min
Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11
Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

- Mar 6, 2019
- 1 min
Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10
The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

- Feb 18, 2019
- 1 min
Gentle Seas and Soft Balls--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 9
Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.

- Feb 4, 2019
- 1 min
Permission to Bored -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 8
Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.

- Jan 28, 2019
- 1 min
Snapped Back to Reality -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 7
The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.

- Jan 21, 2019
- 1 min
No Insurance for Cold Men Pt. 2 -- Very Bored Pirates Episode 6
The crew watches in horror as Captain MacGuffin plays God.

- Jan 16, 2019
- 1 min
No Insurance for Cold Men Pt. 1--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 6
The crew makes a Skyrim nod and learns about insurance.

- Jan 14, 2019
- 1 min
Longflank's Treachery--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 5
The crew is forced to learn how to love after love.

- Jan 1, 2019
- 1 min
Human Resources--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 4
The crew gets into some trouble when they take on a hitchhiker without checking their references.

- Dec 31, 2018
- 1 min
Mama, I'm Comin' Home--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 3
Captain MacGuffin must do something drastic to raise the waning morale of his crew.

- Dec 29, 2018
- 1 min
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Who Lost an Eye Loses Their Mind--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 2
The crew engages in a family-friendly game of Russian roulette.

- Dec 29, 2018
- 1 min
Rash by Sunset--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 1
Lacking citrus fruits, among other things, the crew talks of unionization.

- Dec 15, 2018
- 1 min
Something Forgotten
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