Aug 12, 2019 2 min Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars' Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...
Jul 28, 2019 1 min Diagnosis: Hellacopter "My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."
May 28, 2019 1 min Procedure: VASEctomy Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens
Apr 29, 2019 1 min Contagion: The Yawns Just think of the sorts of creatures who could take advantage of your parted lips and fly right in.
Apr 22, 2019 1 min SoBe-GYN Look out for our upcoming flavor, "Offshore Breeze," that guarantees those within a 16 meter radius will smell what your Rock is cooking.
Mar 27, 2019 1 min Diagnosis: Conkushion Impotent M.D. Did you just take a fatty hit off a blunt the size of Andre the Giant's pinky finger? Is your head the lightest it's ever...
Mar 20, 2019 1 min Askew-Tips Impotent M.D. Impotent M.D. has teamed up with the Impotent Products division to bring the people life-saving technologically savvy hopes...
Mar 15, 2019 1 min Diagnosis: Tetwrist Are you suffering from wrist pain after putting in time jerking your joystick while playing the world's favorite block-busting game, Tetris?
Mar 11, 2019 1 min Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis Pain in your hand after a Sith Master instructed you to kill more Younglings than you signed up for? Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis
