Impotent M.D.
Did you just take a fatty hit off a blunt the size of Andre the Giant's pinky finger? Is your head the lightest it's ever felt and, simultaneously, extremely heavy when tilted to either side?
--Diagnosis--
Conkushion
Impotent MD recommends a large glass of ice water, an abundance of snacks, and a long nap to safely ride-out this kush-induced mind fuck.