Jan 10 1 min Marmanaras As basil hits your tongue, your Sicilian crone-of-a-mother-in-law nods her head in approval of you—for once. Savor it, mi amore.
Dec 27, 2020 1 min Trainimorphs It's up to one man who can shape-shift into a train to speed around the world and collect the world's last humans with fair derrieres.
Dec 22, 2020 1 min Chee-Z Vape Just take a nice, deep breath and let your lungs fill with thick clouds of aged cheddar. Welcome to the future—it smells like foot.
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Sep 7, 2020 1 min Coca-Ricola The menthol and carbonation with send you straight to the wintry planet Hoth, lost in a blizzard with no Tauntaun innards to keep you warm.
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