Billie Joe Armstrong was subsequently sacked hard on the first play and fell into a coma, not waking until September 30th.

Flaccid Jazz

Flaccid Jazz I was going to write a track list, but going any further with this feels too wrong.

Sonic is a part of me; He and I were meant to play; Sonic games make me irate; Sonic plays the part of me

Track 6--PC Police Ruined My Jokes

Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.

Will you bite the hand that reads?

Bygone heroes in a half shell.

And now all those foreign language classes you took in college to become a Cunnilinguist were for naught.

Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.

Flaccid Jazz Call your personal tax specialist today to switch over to this fabulous new option--oh, who am I kidding? This is a dumb joke.

Flaccid Jazz Feat. Mark Ronson This post sponsored by Impotent Products! Selling you things you didn't know existed and don't really...

You've got a hand in me. With one finger you nod my head, and you make me agree to everything you've said. I still remember when you wore me

Their new album Hands All Over Tamriel is making its way to an oblivion gate near you!