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    Green Day Packers
    • Jul 17, 2020
    • 1 min

    Green Day Packers

    Billie Joe Armstrong was subsequently sacked hard on the first play and fell into a coma, not waking until September 30th.
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    Michael Jackson | Bleat It
    • Jul 6, 2020
    • 1 min

    Michael Jackson | Bleat It

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    Trail of Tears For Fears | Songs From The Big Line
    • May 6, 2020
    • 1 min

    Trail of Tears For Fears | Songs From The Big Line

    Flaccid Jazz I was going to write a track list, but going any further with this feels too wrong.
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    Frick on a Leash
    • Dec 8, 2019
    • 1 min

    Frick on a Leash

    Sonic is a part of me; He and I were meant to play; Sonic games make me irate; Sonic plays the part of me
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    OK Boomer by AM Radiohead
    • Dec 5, 2019
    • 1 min

    OK Boomer by AM Radiohead

    Track 6--PC Police Ruined My Jokes
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    Phil Collins Doesn't Remember Acting in Waterworld, and I'm Not Surprised
    • Dec 4, 2019
    • 2 min

    Phil Collins Doesn't Remember Acting in Waterworld, and I'm Not Surprised

    Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.
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    Nine Inch Brailles
    • Oct 20, 2019
    • 1 min

    Nine Inch Brailles

    Will you bite the hand that reads?
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    Half Shell (Alice in Chains somber parody)
    • Oct 15, 2019
    • 1 min

    Half Shell (Alice in Chains somber parody)

    Bygone heroes in a half shell.
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    Friday, Friday, Gotta Go-Down-On Friday
    • Oct 2, 2019
    • 1 min

    Friday, Friday, Gotta Go-Down-On Friday

    And now all those foreign language classes you took in college to become a Cunnilinguist were for naught.
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    Sweet Gherkins endorsed by The Eurythmics (Eurythpics)
    • Sep 27, 2019
    • 1 min

    Sweet Gherkins endorsed by The Eurythmics (Eurythpics)

    Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
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    David Lee Roth IRA
    • Sep 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    David Lee Roth IRA

    Flaccid Jazz Call your personal tax specialist today to switch over to this fabulous new option--oh, who am I kidding? This is a dumb joke.
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    Report: Bruno Mars' Non-Believers Still Just Watching
    • Jul 26, 2019
    • 1 min

    Report: Bruno Mars' Non-Believers Still Just Watching

    Flaccid Jazz Feat. Mark Ronson This post sponsored by Impotent Products! Selling you things you didn't know existed and don't really...
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    You've Got a Hand in Me (Randy Newman/Toy Story parody)
    • Jul 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    You've Got a Hand in Me (Randy Newman/Toy Story parody)

    You've got a hand in me. With one finger you nod my head, and you make me agree to everything you've said. I still remember when you wore me
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    Mehrunes 5
    • Jun 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    Mehrunes 5

    Their new album Hands All Over Tamriel is making its way to an oblivion gate near you!
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