Rinse and the Real Lotion
Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]
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- Jun 3
- 1 min
Call 811 Before You Diggity
Flaccid Jazz I like the way you work it. Especially after you've called 8-1-1 to confirm with your local utilities company that it's OK...
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- Jun 1
- 1 min
NFL Draft Punk
Flaccid Jazz "One more time we're gonna celebrate—" *ref blows whistle* EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION! FIVE YARD PENALTY! *the home team crowd...
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- Jul 17, 2020
- 1 min
Green Day Packers
Billie Joe Armstrong was subsequently sacked hard on the first play and fell into a coma, not waking until September 30th.
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- May 6, 2020
- 1 min
Trail of Tears For Fears | Songs From The Big Line
Flaccid Jazz I was going to write a track list, but going any further with this feels too wrong.
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- Dec 8, 2019
- 1 min
Frick on a Leash
Sonic is a part of me; He and I were meant to play; Sonic games make me irate; Sonic plays the part of me
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- Dec 4, 2019
- 2 min
Phil Collins Doesn't Remember Acting in Waterworld, and I'm Not Surprised
Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.
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- Oct 15, 2019
- 1 min
Half Shell (Alice in Chains somber parody)
Bygone heroes in a half shell.
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- Oct 2, 2019
- 1 min
Friday, Friday, Gotta Go-Down-On Friday
And now all those foreign language classes you took in college to become a Cunnilinguist were for naught.
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- Sep 27, 2019
- 1 min
Sweet Gherkins endorsed by The Eurythmics (Eurythpics)
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
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- Sep 18, 2019
- 1 min
David Lee Roth IRA
Flaccid Jazz Call your personal tax specialist today to switch over to this fabulous new option--oh, who am I kidding? This is a dumb joke.
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- Jul 26, 2019
- 1 min
Report: Bruno Mars' Non-Believers Still Just Watching
Flaccid Jazz Feat. Mark Ronson This post sponsored by Impotent Products! Selling you things you didn't know existed and don't really...
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- Jul 18, 2019
- 1 min
You've Got a Hand in Me (Randy Newman/Toy Story parody)
You've got a hand in me. With one finger you nod my head, and you make me agree to everything you've said. I still remember when you wore me
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- Jun 18, 2019
- 1 min
Mehrunes 5
Their new album Hands All Over Tamriel is making its way to an oblivion gate near you!
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