- Oct 2, 2019
- 1 min read

Friday, Friday, Gotta Go-Down-On Friday

Flaccid Jazz

Ice Cube from the movie 'Friday'. The caption says, "when you're girl leaves you." "Bye, fellatio."

And now all those foreign language classes you took in college to become a Cunnilinguist were for naught.

Flaccid Jazz

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It's the revolutionary kitchen gadget that Fire Lord Sozin doesn't want you to see!

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If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.

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"But surely the odor won't latch onto this apple that I'm about to cut up, right?"

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Hydra Flask

Put on those water wings, because it's time to WET YOUR WHISTLE with the new Hydra Flask!

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Phil Collins Doesn't Remember Acting in Waterworld, and I'm Not Surprised

Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.

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Friday, Friday, Gotta Go-Down-On Friday

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