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Kenny Sawggins | Everybody Cut Foot Loose
"Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"
Jul 13, 2024


DJ Khaled's Titillating Beats
"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)
Mar 24, 2024


GABBA
Yo Momma Momma Mia
Mar 20, 2024


$uiciderboy$ Hard Cider
Your liver will handle what your heart can't. Drink up, bitch.
Mar 20, 2024


Ñ the Enya Mariachi Cover Band
I say 'yay'; You say 'yay'; We all say 'yay' for Ñ.
Mar 3, 2024


Kornsync
Hey I just met you
This is cray
Here's my number
Call me May
Feb 4, 2024


Where Those 'Down With the Sickness' Vocals Came From
Ten Thousand Light Bulbs in the Air
Nov 12, 2023


Face Off | Kate Bush, John Travolta
I'd be runnin' up that hill (wearing your face) Runnin' up that road (still wearing your face) Runnin' up that building (sweating profusely)
Aug 1, 2023


Creed's Scott Stapp Seen Busking for a Job
"I'd really prefer to work somewhere on or adjacent to golden streets."
Jul 27, 2023


IceCP | F*cking Dragnets
Where's all the sexy corpses at? Don't tell me I bought all this scuba gear for nothing!
Jun 19, 2023


Did You Know? Guns n' Roses Converted 'Sweet Child O Mine' Lyrics for International Release
Flaccid Jazz I haven't an ounce of regret for making this.
Jun 14, 2023


VAN HAILIN'
"Runnin' (Up the Meter) With the Devil"
Jun 13, 2023


Rick Paramoranis
That's what you get when you let spaceballs win
Jun 5, 2023


Shot Through the Heart, Museum Curator to Blame
You give Louvre a bad name
Jun 1, 2023


Cup my life into Reese's
Entire cup may be submerged in a milky brine.
Feb 28, 2023


Did You Know This Ozzy Osbourne Fact?
On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face.
Feb 19, 2023


Gojiravatar | The Way of All Water
Pandoraborous
Dec 28, 2022


Rinse and the Real Lotion
Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]
Aug 9, 2022
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