Rick Paramoranis
That's what you get when you let spaceballs win
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- Feb 20
Did You Know This Ozzy Osbourne Fact?
On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face.
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- Aug 10, 2022
Rinse and the Real Lotion
Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]
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- Jun 3, 2022
Call 811 Before You Diggity
Flaccid Jazz I like the way you work it. Especially after you've called 8-1-1 to confirm with your local utilities company that it's OK...
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- Jun 1, 2022
NFL Draft Punk
Flaccid Jazz "One more time we're gonna celebrate—" *ref blows whistle* EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION! FIVE YARD PENALTY! *the home team crowd...
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- Jul 17, 2020
Green Day Packers
Billie Joe Armstrong was subsequently sacked hard on the first play and fell into a coma, not waking until September 30th.
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- May 6, 2020
Trail of Tears For Fears | Songs From The Big Line
Flaccid Jazz I was going to write a track list, but going any further with this feels too wrong.
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- Dec 8, 2019
Frick on a Leash
Sonic is a part of me; He and I were meant to play; Sonic games make me irate; Sonic plays the part of me
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- Dec 4, 2019
Phil Collins Doesn't Remember Acting in Waterworld, and I'm Not Surprised
Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.
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- Oct 2, 2019
Friday, Friday, Gotta Go-Down-On Friday
And now all those foreign language classes you took in college to become a Cunnilinguist were for naught.
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- Sep 27, 2019
Sweet Gherkins endorsed by The Eurythmics (Eurythpics)
Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
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