Flaccid Jazz

On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face. A cold upper lip leads a man to violence, and that moment was no exception.
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Flaccid Jazz
On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face. A cold upper lip leads a man to violence, and that moment was no exception.
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