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- Dec 8, 2019
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Frick on a Leash

Flaccid Jazz

Korn's album Freak on a Lease but it showcases Sammy, the Sonic fan kid who is angry at bad sonic games.

Sonic is a part of Me

He and I were meant to play

Sonic games make Me irate

Sonic plays the part of Me

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