Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?

Safety first!

Sparky's life didn't quite go as planned. But he is still a pretty good boy.

"The court sentences you to 200 hours of assembling pigs in a blanket."

Drank it in one gulp.

Velociraptor seeks biped who enjoys outdoors

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When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.

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Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."

"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."

That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.

Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.

"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.