Hunger Overruled
"The court sentences you to 200 hours of assembling pigs in a blanket."
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- Jul 6
North Korean Radio
When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.
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- Aug 29, 2021
Canceling Your TV Service
Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...
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- Apr 24, 2021
You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16
Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.
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- Jun 15, 2020
Inspector Gadget but He Outlives All His Loved Ones
"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."
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- May 25, 2020
Theater Smotherer
That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.
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- May 18, 2020
Either You Resurrect or Find a Job
Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.
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- Apr 12, 2020
The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15
Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.
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- Feb 6, 2020
Smells Like MacGuffin Spirit | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 14
Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?
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- Jan 28, 2020
The Law Office of Ace Bandit & Bandit
If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.
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