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Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."

"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."

That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.

Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.

"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

Is a bad comic getting the best the best the best the best of you?

Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?

If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.

Look at me! I'm new and beautiful! Watch me flip and twirl! My effects are gorgeous!

An office employee discovers a mysterious wall switch behind the water fountain. You'll never guess what happens next.

Inspector Gadget lowers his shoulder and charges at crime, but he left his nervous system behind long ago.

"And is it true that you will purchase this sticky ultra ball that I spilled lemonade on?"

"Alright, I'm just going to go have an awful day now, thank you."

What was in that coffee?