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- Mar 31
Hairnets, Beardnets, Now Hornets: How This Kitchen is Ushering in the New Standard for Hygeine

- Feb 10
New Coworker Already Repeating Dialogue Lines

- Oct 6, 2021
Report: Funnel Jamming Drawer Yet Again


- Aug 15, 2021
Meconi's to Alter Name to McConi's, Serve Irish Take on Subs







- Sep 27, 2020
"Hell has a new resident," Says Local Candidate & Paste-Eater C Davis—He's Not Entirely Wrong


- Sep 13, 2020
Bullied Student Dons Mask & Brings Temperature Gun to School, Opens Fire

- Aug 11, 2020
Biden: "Sure, I Sniffed a Woman's Hair Once or Twice In College, But I Never Inhaled"

- Aug 2, 2020
Speed Racer Fan Theory Confirmed: "Yes, Everyone is Cumming Their Pants Constantly"

- Jul 28, 2020
Unhinged Rainy Day Records Employee Accepts Yet Another 'Better Than Ezra: Deluxe' Trade-In


- Jul 26, 2020
Altar Boy on Third Attempt to Extinguish Candle Really Feeling God's Mockery

- Jul 15, 2020
City Manager Concludes There Not Enough Bumps on 1-5 On-Ramp at Exit 107

- Jun 14, 2020
Grad Celebrates Digital Commencement, Chooses 'Chocolatey Chip' Over Original Eggos

- May 31, 2020
Regressives Initiate All-Inclusive Orgy in Hopes of Reverting County to Phase 1


- Mar 22, 2020
In Midst of Apocalypse, Man Receives Text That 420 West, Carpenter Still Open for Business