Exposing Olympia's Beyblade Underworld

Apr 12, 2020
3 min

A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.

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Mar 20, 2020
2 min

Pliable Teaser: Coronavirus Edition

This digital interactive teaser puts players behind the eyes of a shopper endlessly perusing an aisle that's void of any toilet paper.

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Feb 26, 2020
1 min

The Last Air Blender

It's the revolutionary kitchen gadget that Fire Lord Sozin doesn't want you to see!

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Jan 28, 2020
1 min

The Law Office of Ace Bandit & Bandit

If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.

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Jan 11, 2020
1 min

Report: Cutting Board Still Smells Like Garlic

"But surely the odor won't latch onto this apple that I'm about to cut up, right?"

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Jan 2, 2020
1 min

Hydra Flask

Put on those water wings, because it's time to WET YOUR WHISTLE with the new Hydra Flask!

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Dec 4, 2019
2 min

Phil Collins Doesn't Remember Acting in Waterworld, and I'm Not Surprised

Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.

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Aug 29, 2021
1 min

Canceling Your TV Service

Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...

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May 9, 2021
1 min

The Expellianus Spell

Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw

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Apr 24, 2021
1 min

You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16

Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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Feb 26, 2021
1 min

Homislide (Homicide Slide)

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Aug 12, 2019
2 min

Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'

Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...

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Jul 30, 2019
1 min

Diagnosis: Kocher

"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."

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Jul 28, 2019
1 min

Diagnosis: Hellacopter

"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."

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May 28, 2019
1 min

Procedure: VASEctomy

Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens

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Mar 2, 2021
3 min

Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

Was it a metaphor for our relationship? I don't know; I am way too drunk to psychoanalyze what she meant by "emotionally distant."

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Apr 12, 2020
3 min

A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.

326 views0 comments

Feb 28, 2020
1 min

A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls

I was so happy to find some stairs that I didn't bother seeing the falls—I'd already fallen head-over-heels in love.

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Diagnosis: Kocher

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Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

A Quick Stare: Tumwater Falls