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Diagnosis: Conkushion

Impotent M.D. Did you just take a fatty hit off a blunt the size of Andre the Giant's pinky finger? Is your head the lightest it's ever...

Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

Diagnosis: Tetwrist

Are you suffering from wrist pain after putting in time jerking your joystick while playing the world's favorite block-busting game, Tetris?

The Cloakquialism

Having a hard time fitting in to your new surroundings? Not sure how to interact with hot singles in your area? Introducing: The Cloakquiali

Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis

Pain in your hand after a Sith Master instructed you to kill more Younglings than you signed up for? Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis

Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

Heart-Warming: Grandson Visits to Remove Search Engines, Again

The Impotent Satyr Playing the fool once again, Susan Richmond has called her Grandson, Kyle, who knows everything about computers and...

Spec Ops Croaking Device

Impotent Products This one is a freebie for the US Army. Forget invisibility! Create an aural frog croak around your person, giving your...

Biden Considers Leaving Politics, Pursue Career as Masseur

The Impotent Satyr "I just want to touch people--not figuratively." #JoeBiden #TheImpotentSatyr