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Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

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Pain in your hand after a Sith Master instructed you to kill more Younglings than you signed up for? Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

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