#TheImpotentSatyr

Mar 27, 2019

Diagnosis: Conkushion

Impotent M.D. Did you just take a fatty hit off a blunt the size of Andre the Giant's pinky finger? Is your head the lightest it's ever...

Mar 24, 2019

Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

Mar 15, 2019

Diagnosis: Tetwrist

Are you suffering from wrist pain after putting in time jerking your joystick while playing the world's favorite block-busting game, Tetris?

Mar 14, 2019

The Cloakquialism

Having a hard time fitting in to your new surroundings? Not sure how to interact with hot singles in your area? Introducing: The Cloakquiali

Mar 11, 2019

Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis

Pain in your hand after a Sith Master instructed you to kill more Younglings than you signed up for? Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis

Mar 8, 2019

Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

Mar 7, 2019

Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

Mar 6, 2019

Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

Mar 3, 2019

Heart-Warming: Grandson Visits to Remove Search Engines, Again

The Impotent Satyr Playing the fool once again, Susan Richmond has called her Grandson, Kyle, who knows everything about computers and...

Mar 1, 2019

Spec Ops Croaking Device

Impotent Products This one is a freebie for the US Army. Forget invisibility! Create an aural frog croak around your person, giving your...

Feb 25, 2019

Biden Considers Leaving Politics, Pursue Career as Masseur

The Impotent Satyr "I just want to touch people--not figuratively." #JoeBiden #TheImpotentSatyr