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Spec Ops Croaking Device

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Products

Face-painted soldier in Mario's frog suit

This one is a freebie for the US Army. Forget invisibility! Create an aural frog croak around your person, giving your enemies the illusion of safety, as frogs only cease croaking when predators are near.

Sold wherever the US Military establishes democracies. 

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