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The Cloakquialism

Updated: Sep 18, 2019

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Having a hard time fitting in to your new surroundings? Not sure how to interact with hot singles in your area? Impotent Products has just the thing to fix all that!

--Introducing the Cloakquialism--

Just slip it on over your naked supple body and watch others who previously turned you away flip a 180 and flock to your trendy local vernacular.

Sold wherever fedoras are tipped to m'lady.

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