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9/10 Dentists Use Captain Crunch to Perform Gum Surgery

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent M.D.

Modern technology can't compare to Quaker Oats' Captain Crunch pieces at slicing into the human mouth. Why use anything else?

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