- Feb 16, 2019
- 1 min read

9/10 Dentists Use Captain Crunch to Perform Gum Surgery

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent M.D.

Dentist holds bloody Captain Crunch on the tooth pick tool

Modern technology can't compare to Quaker Oats' Captain Crunch pieces at slicing into the human mouth. Why use anything else?

#SanitizeMeCaptain

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9/10 Dentists Use Captain Crunch to Perform Gum Surgery

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