Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens and shutting down your sperm wale highway for good. This has been scientifically engineered to be 100 percent an inexpensive option. Like, what, you could shell out a couple bucks for a vase at Ross (Shop for Less (SPONSORED POST(#justkidding (we make no money here)))).
WARNING--This method is highly addicting. If you get hooked, pray to god your mother's ashes aren't in sight.