Cockpit Shenanigans
- Dan
- Jun 1, 2019
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Updated: Jul 19, 2019
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"Believe it or not, while hanging from this adhesive tape covered in dead flies, I've found God. And She has a proboscis."
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A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building
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It's the revolutionary kitchen gadget that Fire Lord Sozin doesn't want you to see!
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