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- Feb 21, 2019
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Quick Stare: Tinderbox Coffee Roasters, Aberdeen

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Stairwell Aficionado

Ascent into Cookie Monster's Fuzziest Naval

The barista laughed at my joke. He has to marry me now. Dems da rules. Picking out my dress as we speak.

This dark, mysterious, and fuzzy stairwell gets 3 Eminems saying "you only get one shot" out of 5.

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