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Quick Stare: Nelson Field Montesano, WA

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Stairwell Aficionado

Is there a wood splinter-caused infection equivalent of tetanus? Cause I'm gonna need its vaccination before I climb this ancient disasterpiece.

3 Planks staring into the void out of 5.

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