The decorations in this place were so lifelike. In fact, after I got a 7 stroke on hole 4, some animatronic pirates started yo-ho-ing and smacked me with a plaster rapier. When I came to, my wallet was missing but my score card said I hole-in-one'd the rest of the course. That's a win in my book--or it would be if my book wasn't taken as well.
This stairwell gets 5 white stains shining under black lights on the cardboard cutout pirates out of 5.