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- Oct 2, 2019
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A Quick Stare: Timberland Regional Library, Hoquiam

Stairwell Aficionado

The bathroom was exceptionally clean.

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WAS

This stairwell gets 4 Hardy Boys mysteries deciphering the brown pictographs smeared across the haunted walls of Arnie Rochester's Stool Emporium out of 5.

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