Stairwell Aficionado
I opened the little door below the stairs, and a short human child pushed me over and tore off one of my shoes and a sock. It then ran away with them, screaming, "Bobby is a free child of God and will no longer be tasked with acolyte duties!" The members of the church glared at me and quickly gathered arms and a Bobby-hunting party.
This stairwell gets 3 lost soles out of 5.
