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- Aug 1, 2019
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A Quick Stare: The Park Side Cafe, Olympia

Updated: Aug 3, 2019

Stairwell Aficionado

Indoor stairwell of The Park Side Cafe in Olympia Washington

The hardwood stairs are sick!

Indoor stairwell (with spindles) of The Park Side Cafe in Olympia Washington

The twisty spindles are sick!

View outside from the indoor stairwell of The Park Side Cafe in Olympia Washington

Creepily watching others from the rooftop dining area is sick!

This sick stairwell gets 5 Ooo-wa-a-a-a's out of 5.

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