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Quick Review: Thriftway Backroom Montesano, WA

Dan
Oct 23, 2018
1 min read

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Stairwell Aficionado

Right after I took this picture the pallet jack came alive, chased me down, and hoisted me up by my underwear, giving me the worst wedgie I've ever received.

3 ice packs in my crack out of 5.

#MontesanoWA #GraysHarborStairwells #Thriftway

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