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- Jan 16, 2019
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Anthony's restaurant, I think? Somewhere near there Olympia, WA

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Stairwell Aficionado

A small stairwell in where I believe is Anthony's restaurant in Olympia

Yeah, these stairs get the job done.

It ain't much but it's

an honest 1 out of 5 dying memes.

#Memeonlastleg #AnthonysHomeportOlympia #ThurstonCountyStairs #PercivalLanding

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