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Mar 15, 2019

The Evergreen State College, Between the Pool and CAB

Stairwell Aficionado This will be my first Evergreen stairwell post since I stopped working in the bagel department. I thought I'd move on to bigger and brighter things, yet here I am plugging away at this website with a near-empty bank account. Alright...this is getting a bit depressing. UPDATE: I've taken my vitamin D. Let's just jump into it, you fatherless foxes! This stairwell is my go-to guitar-playing spot. The reverb is nice, and I'm out of range from passerby's cabba

Jan 24, 2019

Quick Stare: End of Cooper Point Rd, Olympia

Stairwell Aficionado I don't know WHY I couldn't take a non-blurry picture of this amazing stairwell that features tile steps. TILE STEPS, sheeple! 5 angry but immobile cats out of 5. #OlympiaStairs #ThurstonCountyStairs

Jan 19, 2019

Quick Stare: Kaiser Permanente--Olympia--South Wall

Stairwell Aficionado This is where I'm shooting my new sitcom "Brick & Mortary." 2 oooooo weeeeee's out of 5. #ThurstonCountyStairs

Jan 16, 2019

Anthony's restaurant, I think? Somewhere near there Olympia, WA

Stairwell Aficionado Yeah, these stairs get the job done. It ain't much but it's an honest 1 out of 5 dying memes. #Memeonlastleg #AnthonysHomeportOlympia #ThurstonCountyStairs #PercivalLanding

Nov 1, 2018

Olympia State Gov. Office Building 2

Stairwell Aficionado Happy Halloween! Oh boy has it been a while since I wrote a full-length stairwell review. I celebrated Stairwell Aficionado's 1-year anniversary by writing quick reviews "all day" and then finishing that day up by welching out on a promise to review a super secret stairwell a friend of mine gave me the idea to review. I just figured, "who actually reads this junk anyway?" So instead of spending my anniversary doing what I promised, I filled my backpack fu

Jun 5, 2018

Quick Stare: WA State Capitol Campus near Vietnam Memorial

Stairwell Aficionado As it turns out, those colorful beams are not, in fact, lip stick. 3 cold sores out of 5. #Olympia #WashingtonCapitalCampus #ThurstonCountyStairs #OlympiaStairs #OlympiaStairwells

May 29, 2018

A Quick Stare: beside Safura's Mediterranean Cuisine, Lacey

Stairwell Aficionado The Greek food smelled nice, but I don't olive juice this stairwell. 2 dancing John Travoltas out of 5. #LaceyStairwells #ThurstonCountyStairs

Apr 3, 2018

The Evergreen State College Library Building East Stairwell

Stairwell Aficionado I opted-out of cereal this morning, deciding instead to feast on stairwell. With my reusable Batdorf and Bronson coffee cup in-hand I made my way to The Evergreen State College to review yet another well of stairs on campus. This time my unlicked victim was located in the Library Building (East side). On the walls is a quite detailed mural stretching from the first floor all the way up to the fourth floor—a true acid-trip nightmare. Making my way up the s

Jan 2, 2018

Olympia Port Plaza Viewing Tower

Stairwell Aficionado Welcome to 2018, my Stairwellingtons. That's what my fans call themselves. Don'tcha? To start off the new year right I walked down to Olympia's Port Plaza to see if I couldn't get a splinter from the Viewing Tower. The last time I was walking in this area was during the summer when a group of cultists, whose deity is said to have perished and then was reanimated and whose blood is drank by his worshippers, were dunking a young boy in the water of the Bud