The Evergreen State College, Between the Pool and CAB
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Stairwell Aficionado This will be my first Evergreen stairwell post since I stopped working in the bagel department. I thought I'd move on to bigger and brighter things, yet here I am plugging away at this website with a near-empty bank account. Alright...this is getting a bit depressing. UPDATE: I've taken my vitamin D. Let's just jump into it, you fatherless foxes! This stairwell is my go-to guitar-playing spot. The reverb is nice, and I'm out of range from passerby's cabba


- Jan 24, 2019
Quick Stare: End of Cooper Point Rd, Olympia
Stairwell Aficionado I don't know WHY I couldn't take a non-blurry picture of this amazing stairwell that features tile steps. TILE STEPS, sheeple! 5 angry but immobile cats out of 5. #OlympiaStairs #ThurstonCountyStairs
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- Jan 19, 2019
Quick Stare: Kaiser Permanente--Olympia--South Wall
Stairwell Aficionado This is where I'm shooting my new sitcom "Brick & Mortary." 2 oooooo weeeeee's out of 5. #ThurstonCountyStairs
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- Jan 16, 2019
Anthony's restaurant, I think? Somewhere near there Olympia, WA
Stairwell Aficionado Yeah, these stairs get the job done. It ain't much but it's an honest 1 out of 5 dying memes. #Memeonlastleg #AnthonysHomeportOlympia #ThurstonCountyStairs #PercivalLanding
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- Nov 1, 2018
Olympia State Gov. Office Building 2
Stairwell Aficionado Happy Halloween! Oh boy has it been a while since I wrote a full-length stairwell review. I celebrated Stairwell Aficionado's 1-year anniversary by writing quick reviews "all day" and then finishing that day up by welching out on a promise to review a super secret stairwell a friend of mine gave me the idea to review. I just figured, "who actually reads this junk anyway?" So instead of spending my anniversary doing what I promised, I filled my backpack fu
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- Jun 5, 2018
Quick Stare: WA State Capitol Campus near Vietnam Memorial
Stairwell Aficionado As it turns out, those colorful beams are not, in fact, lip stick. 3 cold sores out of 5. #Olympia #WashingtonCapitalCampus #ThurstonCountyStairs #OlympiaStairs #OlympiaStairwells
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- May 29, 2018
A Quick Stare: beside Safura's Mediterranean Cuisine, Lacey
Stairwell Aficionado The Greek food smelled nice, but I don't olive juice this stairwell. 2 dancing John Travoltas out of 5. #LaceyStairwells #ThurstonCountyStairs
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- Apr 3, 2018
The Evergreen State College Library Building East Stairwell
Stairwell Aficionado I opted-out of cereal this morning, deciding instead to feast on stairwell. With my reusable Batdorf and Bronson coffee cup in-hand I made my way to The Evergreen State College to review yet another well of stairs on campus. This time my unlicked victim was located in the Library Building (East side). On the walls is a quite detailed mural stretching from the first floor all the way up to the fourth floor—a true acid-trip nightmare. Making my way up the s
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- Jan 2, 2018
Olympia Port Plaza Viewing Tower
Stairwell Aficionado Welcome to 2018, my Stairwellingtons. That's what my fans call themselves. Don'tcha? To start off the new year right I walked down to Olympia's Port Plaza to see if I couldn't get a splinter from the Viewing Tower. The last time I was walking in this area was during the summer when a group of cultists, whose deity is said to have perished and then was reanimated and whose blood is drank by his worshippers, were dunking a young boy in the water of the Bud
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- Dec 14, 2017
Department of Ecology, Lacey
Like a victim of Volkswagen's emissions-cheating vehicles I felt dooped by the cafeteria stir fry, but I wasn't going to receive reparations
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- Nov 11, 2017
The Evergreen State College LIB Building (West Stairwell)
The echo is amazing. It's like a conversation with another person, I imagine.
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- Oct 13, 2017
The Evergreen State College CAB Building
I've been spending a lot of time at school--The Evergreen State College, that is--Jefferson Middle School's security has my car on file.
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- Sep 8, 2017
The Evergreen State College Clock Tower
The Evergreen State College showcases their ginormous clock tower with a four-floor staircase but no hunchback to fall in love with me.
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