Stairwell Aficionado This will be my first Evergreen stairwell post since I stopped working in the bagel department. I thought I'd move...

Stairwell Aficionado I don't know WHY I couldn't take a non-blurry picture of this amazing stairwell that features tile steps. TILE...

Stairwell Aficionado This is where I'm shooting my new sitcom "Brick & Mortary." 2 oooooo weeeeee's out of 5. #ThurstonCountyStairs

Stairwell Aficionado Yeah, these stairs get the job done. It ain't much but it's an honest 1 out of 5 dying memes. #Memeonlastleg...

Stairwell Aficionado Happy Halloween! Oh boy has it been a while since I wrote a full-length stairwell review. I celebrated Stairwell...

Stairwell Aficionado As it turns out, those colorful beams are not, in fact, lip stick. 3 cold sores out of 5. #Olympia...

Stairwell Aficionado The Greek food smelled nice, but I don't olive juice this stairwell. 2 dancing John Travoltas out of 5....

Stairwell Aficionado I opted-out of cereal this morning, deciding instead to feast on stairwell. With my reusable Batdorf and Bronson...

Stairwell Aficionado Welcome to 2018, my Stairwellingtons. That's what my fans call themselves. Don'tcha? To start off the new year right...

Like a victim of Volkswagen's emissions-cheating vehicles I felt dooped by the cafeteria stir fry, but I wasn't going to receive reparations

The echo is amazing. It's like a conversation with another person, I imagine.

I've been spending a lot of time at school--The Evergreen State College, that is--Jefferson Middle School's security has my car on file.

The Evergreen State College showcases their ginormous clock tower with a four-floor staircase but no hunchback to fall in love with me.