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Updated: Apr 25, 2021

Impotent Products

Are you looking for an edible you can chew and suck on that tastes like the hallowed loamy soil of Mother Ukraine? Our beet/potato/dirt Borscht-marinated candies provide just that. It's like a funeral in your mouth!

Sold in the section of the weed shop where the bud tender is avoiding all eye contact with you because they've just accidentally fit a very rotund beet in their mouth and can't get it out.

The original Hi-Burst packaging

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