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In today's demanding societal norms, you are expected to walk your dog immediately after returning home from work. But while you've been toiling away all day, Missy, bless her sloth heart, has been imitating a sack of potatoes on the couch.

How 'bout you take a hike, Missy? Solo.

It's time you took control of your dog's mental health and happiness.


Seamless smart phone-pairing lets you be disappointed with your dog anywhere

In-depth data gives you real-time tracking of snores and yawns

The option to relay voice messages of your shame

Purchase a fitbitch wherever tummies are rubbed incorrectly.

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