Trump Sends Secret Service Director Randolph Alles Packing
- Dan
- Apr 8, 2019
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
The Impotent Satyr

"That's no moon--it's a man dangling from a parachute...station."
I don't care if the jokes don't appear to make sense. I'm high on vitamin B-12!
So the governor Tarkin quote makes no sense (since it's completely fabricated) unless you, like me, think that Randolph Alles looks like a young Tarkin (Empire crony from Star Wars who I thought was "admiral" but the internet says otherwise).