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Trump Sends Secret Service Director Randolph Alles Packing

  • Writer: Dan
    Dan
  • Apr 8, 2019
  • 1 min read

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

The Impotent Satyr

Trump takes the place of Harrison Ford in "Air Force One" and kicks Randolph Alles off his plane via parachute cord.
"You may have survived before, Governor Tarkin, but I'll make sure you don't this time."

"That's no moon--it's a man dangling from a parachute...station."


I don't care if the jokes don't appear to make sense. I'm high on vitamin B-12!

1 Comment


Dan
Dan
Apr 09, 2019

So the governor Tarkin quote makes no sense (since it's completely fabricated) unless you, like me, think that Randolph Alles looks like a young Tarkin (Empire crony from Star Wars who I thought was "admiral" but the internet says otherwise).

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