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    • Apr 8, 2019
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Trump Sends Secret Service Director Randolph Alles Packing

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

The Impotent Satyr

Trump takes the place of Harrison Ford in "Air Force One" and kicks Randolph Alles off his plane via parachute cord.
"You may have survived before, Governor Tarkin, but I'll make sure you don't this time."

"That's no moon--it's a man dangling from a parachute...station."


I don't care if the jokes don't appear to make sense. I'm high on vitamin B-12!

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