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- Oct 25, 2019
- 1 min read

Helen Wheatley for Boat Decommissioner

Updated: Aug 16, 2020

The Impotent Satyr

Helen Wheatley fake ad. "For too long has the port belonged to the boats. It's time we reclaimed what is rightfully ours."

Something seems off about this, but I'm not sure what...

Her ideas sound unconventional, but at least she's all-inclusive.

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