Barron Trump Highscores Galaga Arcade Machine, Doesn't Type ASS as Name
- Dan
- May 17, 2018
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
The Impotent Satyr

The young, good-Samaritan wrote in "ARR" because he likes pirates. But not 'Pirates of the Caribbean' pirates--he's passionate about writing Pittsburg Pirates (yes, the baseball team) fan-fiction (yes, the romantic kind). His parents hope it's just a phase and that he'll act like the other boys his age and throw rocks at vagrants.
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