Impotent Satyr
It was revealed Tuesday that porn star Stormy Daniels played and bested Trump in Mouse Trap six times in a row on a night in 2006. He didn't get to release the trap. Not once! The hot blooded American man flipped the board game, stood up, and punched her square in the face.
When all was said and done, Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, paid Daniels $100,000 to keep what had transpired to herself. She was awarded an extra 30 grand to get one of the flipped plastic game pieces surgically removed from her forehead.
