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Record-Setting 1,600 Point Drop in Dow Prompts Unexpected Boom In Pants Industry as Traders Replace

Updated: Apr 8, 2019



Stock trader pulls at scalp as he searches the internet for pants to buy.
"I'll have to buy a shirt after this, as I lactate whenever making online purchases. Yep, here it comes."

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