Impotent Products
Joel and Ellie are back, but they're ignoring pleas to hunker down and stem this virus. They don't have time for that. They've got to trek across an entire state and wipe their asses clean the entire way. They're headed for the beach, and nothing is going to stop Joel from Spring Breaking with his bros. With a shitless asshole. No, I don't mean Ellie.
Sold wherever the real enemy is humanity. But also zombies with brown streaks.
