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TabernSnackle

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Products

Tabernacle with a bag of Munchies inside
Deluxe Model also functions as a microwave

Is your priest about to flip a marketplace table in a fit of hunger?


Your priest is saying prayer when he should be saying 'Grace.'


Your priest is citing scripture when he should be serving supper.


Your priest is delivering a homily when he should be digesting hominy.


Help a brother out. Get your priest a TaberSnackle today.


*IMPOTENT PRODUCTS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ASH WEDNESDAY FOREHEAD CROSSES IN CHEEDLE (CHEETO DUST).


Sold wherever Brett Favre throws his Hail Marys.



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