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Spec Ops: The Line | Chapter 5: The Edge

I got sand in my crack; I got sand in my wind pipe; I got sand in my crack pipe. AND I had to use my AK. Needless to say, it was not a good day.

This stairwell gets 3 gritty Delta operatives yelling "RELOADING" in my tinnitus-ridden ear, out of 5.

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