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Roarmaine Lettuce

  • Writer: Dan
    Dan
  • Apr 24, 2019
  • 1 min read

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Lion with a mane of romaine lettuce
Sure, Iceberg Lettuce is easier to harvest, but you don't get that cardio-intensive workout

Do you want to take your salad game to the next level or not? Just sneak up on it and grab yourself a handful. It's all about your mindset: Be faster than the lion. Remember to get enough that we can sell on Impotent Products. Why are you typing what I'm saying? Go get me some Roarmaine!


Sold whenever an intern successfully harvests some leaves and makes it back to the shack of safety.

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