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Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron point guns and defend their toilet paper in the desert. "The TP belongs to the mad."
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Max and Charlize Theron battle across a desert landscape, fighting off hordes of uninfected-but-mad survivors of COVID-19 in an attempt to keep all the toilet paper to themselves. But TP alone won't save them. For where there's sand, there are sandy cheeks. Max and Charlize Theron must work together to find moisturizer if they want any chance of clean, non-agitated buttholes.


Rent it at the Blockbuster near that beach where you and your bros are spring-breaking until this whole coronavirus thing blows over.

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