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Dos Ekans

  • Writer: Dan
    Dan
  • Mar 27, 2019
  • 1 min read

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Ekans stolen from steven-andrew.tumblr.com

He surfed Lake of Rage on the back of an enraged red Gyarados.

Silph Co. developed the Master Ball in case he ever went rogue.

He once convinced the Pokemaniac to give him both the Helix and Dome fossils.

He regularly maneuvers Rock Tunnel without the aid of HM05.

He is...

The Most Interesting Man in the World

"I don't always drink beer but, when I do, I prefer Dos Ekans...stay thirsty my Saffron City Guard friends."

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