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Have you ever stared at your cat cleaning itself and thought, "Why should this being be the only one who gets to enjoy consuming its own hair? I want some!" Well, suffer this follicle feast frustration no further!

Introducing CHEWIE'S hand-infused caramels straight from the rain forests of Kashyyyk. Our chefs have perfected this recipe, finding the delectable balance between sweet sugar cane, non-homogenized Bantha milk, and matted clumps of Wookie fur.

Find a box of Chewie's in the section of the dispensary where the budtender is constantly filling their vape pen with Bang energy drink.

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