Are you ever halfway through your growler of kombucha, munching on bulk raw cashews out of a reusable bag and think to yourself, "How can I use my catholic guilt upbringing to further shame myself into being even less of a burden on society?"?
Well Impotent Products has the research-proven undergarment for you! Presenting...
Is it eco friendly?
Can I eat it?
Can you? Yes!
Is it comfortable?
Will it compost my nipples?
No! We think! Gary thinks. He did all the research--granted, he had a seventeen-dollar budget.
Supplies are limited, so you may end up waiting one day.
THE FOURTH DAY IT'S IN STOCK And the fifth day it's out again.
Sold wherever volunteer co-op cashiers don't bag your groceries.