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Attire

  • Writer: Dan
    Dan
  • Dec 8, 2019
  • 1 min read

Impotent Products

Power.

Control.

Elegance.

Presenting the new line of clothing from Impotent Products


Attire


Because you're a head turner.

A breath captor.

And a power steerer.


You're sleek, sexy, unstoppable, and full of hot air.


Roll out with your autobots

or parallel park yourself into the next big thing in fashion.


Sold wherever I am rubber and you are glue.

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