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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | Hyrule Castle

Updated: Nov 25, 2019

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado

I didn't choose the green tunic life--the green tunic life chose me and not my bitch of an uncle that lost a fight to some weak-ass castle guards, shit his pantaloons, and died after giving me his sweat-covered sword and shield.


This stairwell gets 2 fetishist candle wax-induced Hyaa!s out of 5.

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